the reason why i won't get married until 33

因為我
左右不分方向感媽媽沒生給我
發音不標準會寫的字也不多
強迫國中的表妹用緩拍唱周杰倫就為了聽清楚他在唱什麼
用微波爐爆爆米花會搞得整屋子都是煙
會欺負年紀小的人 （像是表妹們呀,書西呀)
會對老闆擺臭臉
愛哭
愛自以為小聲地亂批評指教路人
因為做惡夢第二天就罷工
算術能力是小三的程度
丟三落四的能力所向無敵 （專掉貴重物品跟金錢）
腎臟很多膀胱很小很愛尿尿
脊椎有病還很蹦跳
討厭魚粄因為它長得像臉上的腮紅 （有看亂馬的都知道）
很會胡說八道不負責任
有一個很愛裝年輕小夥子跟我五四三的高先生教育了我二十五年
討厭聖誕節
看到貓會不自覺得抬起腳踢牠
壓力一來就全身的病都來了
很愛灌別人酒
超超超超超超超超超超超超超超超超超超超超超超超超超超怕蟑螂
挑食又愛念別人挑食
每穿白色褲子時吃東西必弄髒
烤肉的時候無法耐心等肉烤熟 （人稱快手高心心）
很會弄丟戒子又很愛買
............
突然覺得三十三歲嫁得掉算不錯了

猴子表妹說...

阿度小時後在馬戲團工作
表演到吞火的橋段時
一不小心就燒傷了喉嚨...

回顧！

a busy year, an empty year
what is coming in this year?
good things! i think!

走吧！走吧！一起走吧！
一起出走吧！一起離開吧！
let's get out of here
somewhere else
north, south, wherever
somewhere with u
or somewhere without u

a place u can be urself
dont forger u have 8 more years for freedom

here we go!

happy chinese new year!
let's go to the parade together! momoko!

it's me

i'm the one
who keeps u in my mind
who doesn't let u out of my life
who puts u in an un-replacebale place
who forgets who i was
who cries for u, worries about u and breathes for u

not you
not you
it's me

自找的哭泣
自找的思緒
自找的揣測
自找的守候

傷財傷身傷心

it's the second time
same people
same place
same thing
how can i get out of this kind of situation?

也可以是個詩人

never understand poems
however everybody can be a poet
say something illogical
write something bobbing up in ur brain, in ur eyes, in ur mouth
who cares
like a murmuring diary
subconscious
non-sense
who understands it?

um,,, let me know if u do

happy new year
happy!
ok
happy!
nothing else

happy poems are coming soon
a happy poet is here